Yeah, that’s really what the Identity Festival is for.
Overheard at the office today…
“What is the Identity Festival? Is that like where you go find your identity or something?”
- HC, Founder
A simpleton’s view as to what the Risk board game is about.
Overheard at Barnes & Noble.
Guy: Risk is a fun game. You take risks.
- HC, Founder
Major, major pun fail.
Dave: Hrm. How can I get out of being here for the day?
Travis: I’ve got it. Watch this.
Dave: Oh, no. What are you gonna pull, man??
Travis: You’ll see.
Travis proceeds to stand on top of his chair at his cubicle in a mid-sized office.
Travis: Nobody move… Dave’s got Gone-o-rrhea!!!
The people in the office proceed to start cracking up in laughter.
Dave: (in sarcastic tone) Thanks, dude. That’s really gonna help my situation.
Boss: TRAVIS! Get the hell in my office… NOW!
Travis: Aw, crap.
- HC, Founder
An elderly couple discusses pants at an airport.
Woman: Did you pack your pants?
Man: No, I plan to go without pants all week.
- RF, Contributor
A client that truly cares for people.
Client #1: Hey Sue, how’s your family?
Client #2: Our dog of 14 years died last night.
Client #1: Oh no, I’m so sorry.
(Awkward Pause) Well, let’s dive into the work.
- DR, Contributor
The funniest reference to a sports team EVER.
Overheard at a local bar:
A guy and a girl are sitting together at the bar.
Girl: Isn’t tonight the Yeah game?
Guy: Bartender! Close my tab.
- HC, Founder
A funny response to a genius question.
A guy walks into a Hair Cuttery.
Lady at the front desk: Do you need a haircut?
Guy: No, I’m here for an enema. What do you think???
Hahahaha.
- HC, Founder
The slickest opening line EVER.
A man walks up to 2 girls sitting outside of a Starbucks.
Man: “Hi, I’ve never had Starbucks before. What do you recommend I get from there? I’ve been meaning to try it for a while now but haven’t gotten around to it.”
Believe it or not, he got to talk to them for 15 MINUTES!
Priceless.
- HC, Founder
Words from a homeless man on the J train in New York City.
“I want to go from ashy to classy, does anyone have lotion?”
Priceless.
- CM, Super Contributor
Overheard at a clinic.
Patient: “I’m here to get my hearing aid recalibrated.”
Receptionist: “What’s your birthdate, sir?”
Patient: “What?”
- CH, Contributor